Aug 6 2010

Photographer Ego

Photographer Ego

What they Say & What they Really Mean!

1. Amateur: Your Pictures are Nice & Oversaturated!
(Damn! Where do you get those Godlike Colors.)

Pro: Your Pictures are Nice & Oversaturated!
(Loser. Still Struggling with Photoshop)

2. Amateur: Equipment doesn’t matter.
(I have a shitty camera body. And can’t afford better lenses)

Pro: Equipment doesn’t matter.
(I shot this with an iPhone, but yea I have a 1Dmk4 with a L glass in my bag and am too lazy to use it)

3. Amateur: I shoot Black & White. Because it makes the Subject stand out.
(Damn! I forgot to change the setting back to Color)

Pro: I shoot Black & White. Because it makes the Subject stand out.
(Damn! I should’ve shot at Lower ISO. Too much noise!)

4. Amateur: I love outdoor Candid Photography
(I will shit in my pants if you tell me to do a Light Setup & ask a Model to pose)

Pro: I love outdoor Candid Photography
(With the kind of Budgets you have, I will be shooting with a P&S)

5. Amateur: Great Post Processing Work
(I need to join a Photo School)

Pro: Great Post Processing Work
(Ah. I am Jealous of your Pics! How do I humiliate you without being rude!
So let me credit the post work!)

6. Amateur: Wow. That’s one Expensive Lens
(bohoohooo.. i want that)

Pro: Wow. That’s one Expensive Lens
(ha. So that’s where you get your fab pics from! I always knew you were a douchebag)

7. Amateur: Do you have any Photo Assignments?
(Dude. I need work)

Pro: Do you have any Photo Assignments?
(Dude. I am desperate!)

- This is a work of Fiction -
- Please don’t Hurt me if you feel I have quoted you -
- I have just Quoted my own Thoughts :p

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